I put little hats on all of them.
Why? Well, I mean, it's just that after the high-tensile long-chain carbon structure is assembled, and the titanium carapace is arc-welded to the frames, there's a long wait while the molecular layer of piezoelectric composite is sandwiched between the heat-resistant inner armor layer and the outer layer of ablative ceramic and I was just sitting up in the control room and I started feeling somehow--empty.
So while the beam struts were being concussion molded onto the anterior section and the lateral superstructures were being torque stress-tested, I keyed out and ran down to the craft store and--what? No, not that one, I went to Michaels. I hate going to chain stores but the other one closes at five so Michaels was my only option. I just wandered around there thinking about what I could do and all of a sudden I thought 'Hats!' So I got everything I needed and headed back here.
By that time Blakoff-Larch inverse subduction repeater (BLISR) has finished and everything was fine except that a few parts got rivet-sealed on wrong, but the automated verification procedures kicked in and lasered them free and reattached them correctly. So then the nano-assemblers kicked in and started building the circuitry endostructure and I had a few hours to kill so I just cleared out a space on the floor and got to work.
I'm sorry? The hats? Oh, well. I just cut out little fan shaped pieces of felt and sort of rolled them so they made little felt cones and then used the hot glue gun to stick the edges together. Then I glued on the tassel.
After I finished I still had an hour to kill so I made brownies in the BLISR. You want one? Ok, whatever.
So yeah, got out the stepladder and put it right next to the assembly line so as each one came off I just reached out and stuck on a hat. They're still kind of hot at that point, so the felt melts a little and it helps the hat stick.
Also, about that, you can't really take the hats off. I mean, you can, but a little ring of felt is still stuck on. But who would want to take them off? I mean, they look awesome, right?
Evan, that voicemail you left me was creepy!
"If you have a bathtub, take more bubble baths."
1. Dog can't look up.
2. Italians can travel through time at will.
3. There is an invisible species of bee that lives everywhere.
4. The Japanese actually live in a futuristic domed land under the earth. The Japan we see is a facade maintained for tourists.
5. Microwave a gerbil and it turns into diamonds.
Ann Coulter and I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby are the same person.
YOU DECIDE.